- 11:18:51: Our inhouse dacoit @GabbbarSingh shall be hosting an #unkweezzz at 10pm tonight. Be there. Or leave your limbs behind.
- 11:57:27: Thanks to all the quizmasters and participants for helping us cross 3000 followers yesterday. A big round of applause to all. Danke
- 12:32:39: Hi peepulz, Here's your UnKweezzmaster @Gabbbarsingh, hosting an #Unkweezzz. Tayyar ho jaao!!! #haakthoo
- 12:34:36: #Unkweezzz is a format where I ask the questions, and the whackiest/funniest answers get the maximum paaints. Samajh aa gaya??
- 12:36:08: Q.1 What is going on in Karan Johar's mind & Shahrukh's behind? http://bit.ly/gKp464
- 12:39:32: Laat of peepul interested in Sarrukkan's behind here. Hmmm.
- 12:41:34: Ok closing the question in 2 minutes. Jaldi!!!!
- 12:43:31: Ok! There are more than 100 replies I guess. I'll Retweet the better ones. Points jod lo. Apna points jagannath!!
- 12:45:02: RT @JayHind: @kweezzz "Ae Barbie...don't give me that look. Plastic ke liye main apna rubber-man nahin chhodne waala."
- 12:45:28: RT @ABVan: @kweezzz I am more concerned about Big-B's hand and Aishwarya's behind.
- 12:45:37: RT @mihirfadnavis: @kweezzz "uh-oh, when i told him to touch my Big B i did not mean amitabh bachchan..."
- 12:46:11: Q.2. You find #Amit and #Senthil smooching on Marina beach. You are a Tam-Bram hawaldar, How would you react?
- 12:49:48: RT @karan_talwar: @kweezzz give them the danda. Literally.
- 12:50:06: RT @karan_talwar @kweezzz give them the danda. Literally.
- 12:52:42: Ok closing it. The question seems to be more funny than the answers. #honest :P
- 12:53:40: Q.3 Your wife caught you #mahipaling on twitter. How can she slap?
- 12:59:21: Hahaha! Superb Answers coming in!!! Sabbbaaaas!!!!
- 13:00:29: RT @pradyutroy: @kweezzz #LikeAGhose
- 13:02:35: RT @st_hill: @kweezzz Trap her by mahipaling with her from anonymous handle
- 13:03:43: RT @diogeneb: @kweezzz She'll sing "Mahiaway". So she'll be left with Mahipals-Mahi=pals. She'll the… (cont) http://deck.ly/~mMr6U
- 13:04:33: Closing it. Next question coming up.
- 13:05:16: Q.4. You accidentally deleted your account, but people are suspecting, How should you justify?
- 13:10:21: Tip: Replies quoting Mahatma Gandhi are gonna earn more points. #Maakasam
- 13:15:01: RT @Roflindian: @kweezzz Delete account or Dalit account? #Raja #Youprefer
- 13:17:21: RT @dharmeshG Wow! I'm a meme now? #Nirvana
- 13:18:34: Next question: Q.5. Why should @gulpanag reply to you?
- 13:24:10: RT @AundhiKhopadi @kweezzz because i saw #Turning30 #rarebreed
- 13:26:11: Ok Closing this together with @gulpanag. #Haun
- 13:26:35: Q.6. You asked a girl abt her wellbeing and some smartass with a high follower count RTed you, Why should you be happy?
- 13:29:53: RT @abhishekmadan: @kweezzz Because RTing @i_r_squared is fun.
- 13:30:53: RT @daddy_san: @kweezzz Because someone more popular than me is supervising the consummation of my online relationship. Like Gods shower ...
- 13:31:51: RT @cyrusyrus: @kweezzz a.6 moaaarrrr followers!!! YAY!
- 13:33:37: RT @thakursaab1 @kweezzz Sympathy sex!
- 13:34:39: Bwahahaha! MOARRR PHALLOWERSSS!!! #ClosingtheQuestion
- 13:35:35: Q.7 Someone plagiarized your tweet, You found it was @rameshsrivats, what will you tweet?
- 13:37:34: RT @i_r_squared @kweezzz Write up a paper stating the discovery of time travel.
- 13:39:40: RT @st_hill @kweezzz Complain to chamatkaribaba
- 13:40:27: RT @abhishekmadan @kweezzz Spin my totem.
- 13:42:12: Ok last Koshchan!!! I have an answer too for this one :D
- 13:42:41: Q.9. What did Gursharan Kaur say when she saw this? : http://bit.ly/g8oZwf
- 13:47:58: RT @ainvehi: @kweezzz Kutchh, kanga, kirpan, kes...Kada kithe aa?
- 13:50:40: MOAR ANSWERS!!! MULTIPLE SUBMISSIONS ALLOWED!!!!
- 13:51:41: RT @aamodbaijal: @kweezzz jawani..sonia ki jawani.. mu husband's too sexy for you... teri haath naa aani...
- 13:53:14: RT @i_r_squared @kweezzz Raja ne aapki chaddi nahi utaari?
- 13:57:38: Whatay FUN NIGHT!! Superb answers from all of you. This is @Gabbbarsingh your #unkweezzmaster signing off... btw My ans: "Cover the face..:)
- 13:58:52: Contact @sidvee @unnamedentity or @mihirfadanvis , If you wanna host a kweezzz here. Till then... 50-50 kos door tak.....:)
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